Keyser Söze For President

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A painting of Kevin Spacey’s sinister fictional president was unveiled at the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery

Originally Published February, 2016

“I happen to believe we get what we deserve.”
—Kevin Spacey, when asked about the 2016 U.S. presidential race

“You may have all the money, Raymond, but I have all the men with guns.”
—Frank Underwood, House of Cards

“Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.”
—Lex Luthor, Superman Returns

“Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.”
—John Doe, Se7en

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
—Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

meanwhile

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“I love the poorly educated.”
—Donald Trump, thanking the people who voted for him in Nevada.