Man Claiming To Be Time-Traveler Crashes Car Through Two Businesses

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Though it is the holiday season and I’m on vacation, I couldn’t let this news story go unnoticed. A man recently smashed his car straight through two Florida businesses because he said he was attempting to enter a “time-portal.”

The unidentified 40-year-old rammed his white Dodge Challenger first through the front door of Advanced Tax Services, and then kept going until he crashed through the wall and entered Pensacola Caskets.

According to the police report:

He stated that he was driving at high speeds on the interstate in an attempt to enter a time portal, and that he did not leave the time portal until the crash occurred.

A photo of the driver, who was charged with reckless driving and is currently being mentally evaluated, was leaked to the press:

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I know, I’m pretty shocked too.